a grande richiesta...

12 MODI DI SALVARE UNA PRINCIPESSA DA UN DRAGO SECONDO IL METAL

HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon,drinks some beers and fucks the princess

GRIND METAL The protagonist arrives, screams something completelyundecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

POWER METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from thedragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest

THRASH METAL The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princesandfucks her....... easy and quick

FOLK METAL The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions,violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep(from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess

VIKING METAL The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with hismigthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castleand burns the place before he leaves

DEATH METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves

BLACK METAL The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impalesit in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks herblood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the deflowered princess

GORE METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts inthe front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucksagain her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time

DOOM METAL The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinksthat he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well

PROGRESSIVE METAL The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrivesto the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learnedin the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is nowlooking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist

GLAM METAL The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy'sappearanceand lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint thecastle in a beautiful pink color